Jumping to Conclusions

Here at the Bell Tower Hotel, we have found a couple of things to be a bit odd. An exercise in contrasts. The bath towels are absolutely enormous. The light bulbs are less than puny. We are clean and dry here but nearly as blind as bats at night. It's a good thing our room has large windows. Or we wouldn't be able to see anything at all, even with all the lights on.

We can only conclude that this area values cleanliness and being dry over being able to read and navigate around a hotel room. I think I'll start looking closely at people to see if they carry the scars from tripping over furniture. Perhaps that's why they bundle up in so much clothing. To hide the scars.